Pappu: Papa Aap Sharab Mat Piya Karo Santa: Pine De Beta Saath Kya Le Kar Jana Hai? Pappu: Isi Tarah Pite Rahe To Chhod Kar Bhi Kya Jaoge
Inaam Ke Hakdar Vo Log Bhi Hain Jo Daru Pine Ke Baad Puchte Hain... . . . . . . . . . Yaar Dekhiyo Jara Muh Se Badbu To Nahin A Rahi
Banta: Ye Aurten Sharab Se Itani Nafarat Kyon Karti Hain? Santa: Kyonki Isko Pine Ke Baad Unke Chuhe Jaise Pati Sheron Jaise Bartav Karne Lagte Hain